Dorthy and Thumper and their friends finally reached the Emerald City! A guard taking them to see the Wizard of Oz  said, " You must wear these green glasses or the Wizard will see how stoned you are. " The group happily stumbled into the Emerald Castle, but they walked out scared SH$%LESS! Before the Great Wizard of Oz would help them, they had to kill the Wicked Witch of the West! The Evil Witch saw  Dorthy and her friends coming! She sent wolves to chase them away. But the Tinman fought them off. Then the Witch sent her Flying Monkeys! They flew to where Dorthy and Thumper and thier friends were. One Flying Monkey poured Plain Wrap Beer over the Tinman so he could not move. Another tore out the Scarecrow's stuffing. Three Flying Monkeys carried  Dorthy, Toto and the Cowardly Lion back to the Witches Castle!  When the Witch saw Dorthy was wearing the Ruby Red tennis shoes she snatched one. "Oh," Dorthy cried, "Give me my shoe you Bitch Witch!" "I shall keep it!" laughed the Wicked Witch.      THATS IT!
(Thumper just can't take no more of this shit! You got the Thumper mad now! Hey "Wart Wuss" Thumper yelled at the witch as he reached to the bottom of thier cooler and threw a bottle of beer on the Witch. Suddenly, the Wicked Witch screamed NO NO not "Carling Black Label Beer!" and melted away. Then Dorthy, Toto  and the Cowardly Lion went to find the Scarecrow and the Tinman. Dorthy lubed up the Tinman and the Cowardly Lion stuffed the Scarecrow'. Happily they headed back to the Great Emerald City. Next page