As Dorthy followed the Yellow Brick Road She stopped at a 7-11 to get some guys to buy her some beer and she heard a Scarecrow calling, "Where are you going?" "I need help to get back to Kansas," Dorthy said, "I'm off to see the Wizard of Oz."  "I need a brain," said the Scarecrow, "May I go with you?" "I have my own beer" said the Scarecrow. While walking they heard a groan. "Please oil me!" cried a rusted Tinman.  Dorthy quickly oiled his joints. When the Tinman heard about her trip, he exclaimed, "I'll go too and ask the Wizard of Oz  for a heart and some brandy to warm up my joints." Suddenly, a Lion bounded at them! Get away from Toto!" Scolded Dorthy. "Oh," said the Cowardly Lion as he began to cry, "Dogs scare me, I'm such a wuss!" "Don't cry," said the others, "Come with us and ask the Wizard of Oz for some John Courage beer." The Yellow Brick Road  led to a wide ditch. "I can jump over that," boasted the Cowardly Lion. "We'll ride on your back," said the Scarecrow. The Cowardly Lion bravely carried the three safely across the huge ditch. Next, they saw a river. "Let's make a raft to cross the river," the Scarecrow said. But the river carried them far away from the Yellow Brick Road. While looking for it, they walked through a field of poppies which made Dorthy, Toto, and the Cowardly Lion  fall fast asleep. Luckily, field mice helped the Scarecrow and the Tinman pull the three out of the poppies in exchange for some cigarettes and helped them find the Yellow Brick Road. The next morning, as they were waking up, Dorthy saw a beautiful green glow, "That must be the Emerald City!" she cried. next