Dorthy lived with her Aunt Em and Uncle Henry in Kansas. Just a couple of blocks from Clark Kent.  She was a happy little girl who loved playing with Toto, her dog. One day
while Dorythy and Toto were playing, Uncle Henry
screamed to them, "A twister, run for the cellar!! But before Dorthy and Toto shut down the computer and reach the cellar door, a great, strong wind picked up the house. The house whirled around and around until it suddenly landed with a thud.  Dorthy ran to the door and saw a strange land filled with tiny friendly people called Munchkins. Glinda, the Good Bitch Witch of the North came up to Dorthy and said, "Welcome and thank you for killing the Wicked Witch of the East!" Dorthy was very surprised!

"Oh, I never killed anyone!" she said. Gilda laughed, "You didn't, but your House did!   All that is left are her Ruby Red tennis shoes. Please wear them." As Dorthy put them on she said, "I'm happy to help, but I want to go home." "The Wizard of Oz  will help you," said Gilda, "It is a dangerous trip to the Emerald City,  but with a kiss from me no one will hurt you.  Now, follow the Yellow Brick Road!"

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